i remember in the MySpace days i had a truth box and had to take it down because people kept anonymously calling me a whore and telling me to go back to my own country even though i am white and from florida oh man good times

sometimes when i’m bored i create missed connections ads on craigslist about people that i know irl and coax naked pictures out of them using a fake name and email address does this make me a sociopath

why can’t my url be dildobaggins

if you reblog pictures of obama i will instantly unfollow you

it’s so awkward when people you don’t like are nice to you like wtf